That's right! Citizen Kate meets up with some A-list Republicans at the CNN/LA Times/Politico Debate in Simi Valley, California. I can't believe I'm finally meeting Republicans. This calls for some serious tactics so that they know Citizen Kate is serious. I want to be taken serious. It was an amazing time. I spoke with Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and almost with Rudy Giuliani. Seriously. Oh. And there was a young girl trying to steal my act. She’s playing the role of Young Citizen Kate. Rudy took her serious. He talked to her. Seriously. Note to self: Republicans aren’t as serious as I thought, but I seriously need to find out more about them.
Citizen Kate finally finds the real party and learns what it takes to be a Libertarian. I was so excited to go to the Libertarian National Convention in Denver. It was liberating compared to some of the other political parties I've been too. Everyone was excited to talk to me. So much so that I spoke with almost every Libertarian Presidential Candidate directly, including the official Libertarian Presidential candidate, Bob Barr, his running mate, Wayne Allyn Root, and the Democratic turned Libertarian candidate, Mike Gravel. I learned firsthand that Libertarians stand for anything to do with personal freedom and less government. It's like they want to elect themselves out of a job eventually, and live a free and prosperous life. What's not to like about Libertarians? They love peace, drugs and rock 'n roll, which of course makes them the best party to go to. Note to self: Become a Libertarian, to say and do whatever you want. Vote Libertarian to "help the other guy win".
